Why are soldiers always so tired on April 1st?

Because they have just finished a 31 day March.

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Why didn't the little girl finish her lollipop?

She was hit by a bus

What do the racehorse that finished in second and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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What do you say to a soldier who doesn't turn up for Camouflage training?

Well done.

How do you drive this thing?

Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"