How do you drive this thing?

Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How did Geordi La Forge go blind?

He turned on the UV light in the Holodeck.

What's the difference between a high and drunk driver?

The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the thing u don't tell a vampire?

Bite me.

What kind of bees hum and drop things ?

A fumble bee !

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Where do we go?

Me: Left Axl: Where do we go now Me: Straight. Axl: Oh, where do we go now Me: Damn it, Axl, let me drive!

What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus?

Smells Like Teen Spirits"

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What do you call a soldier that got attacked by mustard gas and pepper spray??

A seasoned veteran

Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs?

Because his arms were blown off.

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

How much power does it take to move a tank?

A horse

Why was the tank top more gangster than the tube top?

The tube top was strapless.