How do you drive this thing?

Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow thrower?

Give her a shovel.

What's black and white and turns cartwheels?

A piebald horse pulling a cart!

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Answer: Tulips on an Organ.

What's the one thing a hoarder has no trouble letting go of?

Their mind

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

What car do rich black people drive?

A Countach

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

Why did Will die?

Because the commanding officer told his soldiers: "Fire at will"

What do you call a soldier who survives Mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

Why does the French Military install rearview mirrors on their tanks?

So that they can see the battle.