Why didn't the little girl finish her lollipop?

She was hit by a bus

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do you call it... What do you call it when a bus and a car are put together?

12 Casualties

Where is children?

Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why didn't Ann Frank finish her diary?

She needed more concentration.

Why did the electric car finish the race early?

It had a short circuit.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

How do you stop a lawyer from drownng?

Shoot him before he hits the ground

Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

Why'd the little girls ice-cream melt?

She was on fire.

Lollipop Jokes More Lollipop Jokes

Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

What's the worst part about going to the doctor's and finding out you have diabetes?

You don't get a lollipop afterwards :/