Why didn't the little girl finish her lollipop?

She was hit by a bus

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do you call a bus that identifies with no gender?

A transit

How did a bit travel from the CPU to the HDD?

It took the bus.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why couldn't the taxidermist finish anything he started?

Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects

What do Abraham Lincoln and Peyton Manning have in common?

Neither can finish a play.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What are the loud, metal things that the Japanese hit?

American ships.

Why was the mushroom a hit at parties?

Because he was a

Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin

Why didn't the little girl want to leave nursery school?

A: She wanted to be a nurse.

Lollipop Jokes More Lollipop Jokes

What's the worst part about going to the doctor's and finding out you have diabetes?

You don't get a lollipop afterwards :/

Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.