What do the racehorse that finished in second and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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What do the racehorse that finished in second and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

What's a homophobic child's worst nightmare?

A monster coming out of the closet

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What is the difference between complete and finished?

If you find the right woman, you're complete.

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess?

Because he's dead.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney movies can still touch children.

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What is the difference between me and being artistic?

The second letter.

What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

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Why was the racehorse named Bad News?

Because bad news travels fast!

What do the racehorse that finished in second and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both came in a little behind.