What do you get when you cross a bear and a spider?

A six-legged, honey-lovin', web-spinnin'

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

What do you call a bear that swings both ways?

Bi-polar

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog ?

A croaker spaniel !

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat

What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.

Web Jokes More Web Jokes

What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

Why are spiders good swimmers ?

They have webbed feet !