What do you get when you cross a bear and a spider?

A six-legged, honey-lovin', web-spinnin'

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why is that bear hanging out in the bar?

ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.

Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Hilter, the Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!

What do you get when you cross a child and an alligator?

An alligator.

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

What do you call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids. Yep. An original.

What do you call a David Bowie tribute band made up of astro-arachnologists?

The Spiders from Mars :(

Web Jokes More Web Jokes

Why are spiders so unproductive?

Because they hang out on the web all day!

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.