To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.
Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.
Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.
Because he'd drop everything
A bus-load of babies on fire.
Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.
An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.
6 foot of snot
All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant
A dead centipede.
Cashews.
A six-legged, honey-lovin', web-spinnin'
He doesn't have a web he had a website !
from jumpin' outta palm trees, duh
To stomp out forest fires.
