To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.
Look at all that ash...
Burning Man.
Arrr son!
Because she kept throwing out all the W's
A: He's the one with a duck.
Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.
A: Elephants never forget.
6 foot of snot
Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them.
Because if it were any longer it would be a foot!
On the Din-ternet.
A Chromophobe.
So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.
To stomp out forest fires.