Why are there broken condoms on the couch?

Wife: Would you please call our children by their names!

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Why did Lot leave his wife?

She became salty.

How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next

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What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?

An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...

What do you call a stupid kid in pre-school?

Names.