Why are there broken condoms on the couch?

Wife: Would you please call our children by their names!

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Who was that lady I saw you with last night?

The Canadian says "That was my wife."

What's the difference between a deaf person and my wife?

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What do you call a kid with no arms and legs and severe Down syndrome?

Names

What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.