Why are there broken condoms on the couch?

Wife: Would you please call our children by their names!

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did John keep on finding cracker crumbs in his bed?

His wife didn't know any decent crackers.

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eyepatch????

Names

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.