Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next
me, genuinely, earlier today. Wife said no.
Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool
throw it on the ground and tampon it.
He was a pieromaniac.
You don't need to, they glow in the dark.
They can lighten your load !
Shoot him again.
She delivers.
fetus deletus!
Crazy like my triceps " "How sick is your mother Sick like my triceps "
