Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next
Tequila
He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.
He got fired.
ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.
None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.
They can lighten your load !
Shoot him again.
fetus deletus!
To give their kids a wide birth.
Crazy like my triceps " "How sick is your mother Sick like my triceps "
