How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How does the alchemist please his wife?

Elixir!!!!!

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

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What does the commander say to the firing squad when they go camping?

Ready, aim, make the FIRE!

What screams, wails, and lights up?

A bus-load of babies on fire.

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What's a glow worms favourite song ?

Wake me up before you glow glow !

What do you call poultry that glows in the dark?

Chicken Kiev

Neighbour Jokes More Neighbour Jokes

How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next

How does a poor man watch TV?

with binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.

Pregnant Jokes More Pregnant Jokes

How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next

What's the difference between OP and a Pregnant woman?

She delivers.

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How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next

How crazy is your ex?

Crazy like my triceps " "How sick is your mother Sick like my triceps "