Why did Lot leave his wife?

She became salty.

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What did the Morman say when asked what kind of wives he wanted?

Brigham Young"

What do you call it when your wife brings you rice porridge in prison?

Congee-gal visit

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How are bad dubstep and constipation similar?

Both leave you waiting for the drop.

Why did King Arthur leave no heir?

He was legendary for pulling out.

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Why was the diamond depressed?

He had been under a lot of pressure lately.

What do you call a rapper who masterbates a lot?

Lil Wayne-ker