Names.
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Coffee Mug
She remembers them by their last names.
Names!
Names
Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.
Names! -Bo Burnham
Their last names.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Both their first names have six letters. That's it. For now. Edit: they're both dead.
Me: *names two of them*
An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...
Hot and Cold.
Ben/Anna!
She looked at their last names...
By abusing his names in other languages.
I'm not sure. The names on my neighbor's prescription bottles are ridiculously long
A: By their names.
Steve: "I can't, they're so beautiful"
Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!
Wife: Would you please call our children by their names!
A: "Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names !! "
Because he went crackers.
Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.
Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.
Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...
A reptile dysfunction
Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend
One is against the law and the other is sick bird.
He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.
Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!
A No. 2 pencil.
Lmao
Ten tickles
Because you start wearing less and going out more
Woofleball
Summer...Her name's summer.
A 3 legged cow
