Names.
Because it increases the average IQ of the world. It's a public service.
Mothmatics !
They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.
hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate."
Because they are all looking for their pre
Both their first names have six letters. That's it. For now. Edit: they're both dead.
Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!