Why are there fences around graveyards/cemeteries?

Because people are dying to get in!

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Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

What do "white privilege" and "severely mentally handicapped" have in common?

Both terms are almost universally misunderstood by the people to whom they apply.

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What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.

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Why did the grave keeper build a fence around the grave yard?

Cuz everyone was dying to get in.

What do you call an Asian lady sitting on a fence with no arms or legs?

Pai-Ling