What do you call an Asian lady sitting on a fence with no arms or legs?

Pai-Ling

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What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

Where do you find a dog with no arms or legs?

Right where ya left him.

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What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

What do you call a cow with only legs on one side?

Lean Beef.

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What time is it when you sit on a pin?

Spring time.

What do drug dealers sit on?

KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence?

Depends how hard you throw them

What's the difference between a fence and a wall?

I give them a wall, and they take offense.

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What happens to an Asian guy when they run into a wall with a full erection?

They break their nose!

What do you call a dizzy Asian?

Disoriented.

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What do you call an Asian lady sitting on a fence with no arms or legs?

Pai-Ling

What do you call an Asian lady with one leg longer than the other?

Irene