What do you call an Asian lady sitting on a fence with no arms or legs?

Pai-Ling

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

What did the mother of the guy who broke his arms say at the beginning of every 'session'?

ssh bby is ok

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

What is better than getting a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having legs.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call a dragon that can't sit still?

A wiggle wyrm.

Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why aren't Mexicans ever indecisive?

Because if they're on the fence too long they get caught.

Why do cemeteries have fences around them?

Because people are dying to get in.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call a confused Asian person?

Disoriental.

What do you call a lost Asian man?

Disoriental

Asian Lady Jokes More Asian Lady Jokes

What do you call an Asian lady with one leg longer than the other?

Irene

What do you call an Asian lady sitting on a fence with no arms or legs?

Pai-Ling