Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.

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How many people from Brazil does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian!

What do you call people pretending to be a ball?

roll playing im sry

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Where does a catholic cat go when it dies?

Purrrgatory.

How did Sigmund Freud die?

He slipped

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What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

Why are there fences around graveyards/cemeteries?

Because people are dying to get in!

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Why don't they have a WHITE history month?

Why don't they have NON-handicapped parking spaces Why's there no cemetery for ALIVE people

What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.