Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you get when you put a car and a pet together ?

Carpet !

What part of a car is the laziest?

The wheels. They are always tired.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are people at Star Wars conventions so happy?

Because of the Endor-fans.

Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup?

Because they were tailor made for it.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How do you expect me to ignite the TNT below Kaiser's floating fortress?

Waterproof Match Man: Maybe I can help.

Why do happy people like to sleep in late?

Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

How do you fix a womans watch?

You dont. There is a clock on the oven.

What's up, girl?

Do you like bad boys kicks rug or good guys fixes rug

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

What do you call it when you refuse to do core workouts?

Abstinence.

Why did the clown refuse to juggle?

He didn't have the balls to do it.

Colleague Jokes More Colleague Jokes

What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

Underlay! Underlay!

What did the perverted scientist say to his colleague?

If you need me, I'll be in my Lab.

Einstein Jokes More Einstein Jokes

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

Why did Einstein cross the road?

So the other side could get to him

Quantum Mechanic Jokes More Quantum Mechanic Jokes

Where does an atom go when it breaks down?

A quantum mechanic. lel

Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.