Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

What do you get when you mix a car and a refrigerator?

A car-brrrrr-etor I'll see myself out.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people say "Be there or be square"?

Because if you're not there, then you're not around.

What did King Midas say to get peoples attention?

Eh you!!

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

What did the group of young deer do with the broken jukebox ?

They fixed it because their the fawns

Why did Ellen Pao fire an employee with cancer?

Fixed* deleted

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

Colleague Jokes More Colleague Jokes

What did the Headless Horseman ask his colleague at Bad Guys Inc.?

What do I have to do to get ahead around here?

What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al."

Einstein Jokes More Einstein Jokes

Why did Einstein cross the road?

So the other side could get to him

How many Einsteins does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Relatively few

Quantum Mechanic Jokes More Quantum Mechanic Jokes

Where does an atom go when it breaks down?

A quantum mechanic. lel

Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.