Why are there hardly any dental professionals in the South?

Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.

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What do you do if an Islamist throws a pin at you?

Run. He still has the grenade in his teeth.

What's the definition of the perfect woman?

Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.

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What did Abraham Lincoln say after recovering from a 3-day drinking binge?

I set* ***who*** *free "*

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

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Why are there hardly any dental professionals in the South?

Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.

Why do so many people in the South get married?

Free shotgun

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What's the most racist fraction?

3/5

Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

A: Because 36 would be too many.