Why are there hardly any dental professionals in the South?

Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What do you call a Roman fighter with curly hair in his teeth?

Gladiator. (Glad he ate her)

What do you say to a woman with only one tooth?

Nice tooth.

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What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

What do you get with a room full of 32 Alabamans?

A full set of teeth

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Why do cows from the south make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

What do a tornado and a divorce in the South have in common?

Someone is losing their trailer..

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What does a man of 35 think of?

Dating children.

Why are there hardly any dental professionals in the South?

Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.