Why are there hardly any dental professionals in the South?

Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.

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What do you do if an Islamist throws a pin at you?

Run. He still has the grenade in his teeth.

What is red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

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How many calories does heartache burn?

Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.

What do you call a night watchman with deep-set self-esteem issues?

An insecurity guard

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What do you call bread baked in the south?

inbred

What do the South and the Sun have in common?

They Both Shall Rise Again!

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How many people does it take to start a riot?

3/5

What does a man of 35 think of?

Dating children.