Why do so many people in the South get married?

Free shotgun

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Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

because he was following people before instagram

Who are the hamburgers favourite people?

Vegetarians!

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Which fruit can't get married?

A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.

What's the best part about marrying a farmer?

You get to grow old together.

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Why do cows from the south make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

What do the South and the Sun have in common?

They Both Shall Rise Again!