Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

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Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

Why is it NASA has never sent a woman to the moon?

It don't need cleaning!

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!

How disturbingly inappropriate would it be if "Thomas the Tank Engine" was set in early-1940s Germany?

ThomasDieKleineLokomotive

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What is the Sun's favorite candy?

Starburst! Another one from my 9 year old. I don't know where he gets it.

Why can't the sun talk?

First post) It doesn't have an ellipse.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ?

A tiger moth !

What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint?

Fry-by-night!

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.

Why dont blind people go skydiving?

It scares the hell out of the dog.

Daylight Jokes More Daylight Jokes

How many vampires does it take to open the Curtain on Daylight?

Just one with depression.

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!