Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

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Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What would a Scotsman call a mountain which is on the moon?

A moon-tain.

What did the fly say to the second man on the moon?

Buzz.....

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What did Noah name the carpentry supply store he set up in Little Rock?

Ark-n-Saw.

What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.

How are you related to the sun?

Because your teeth are the same colour as it.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

How do you scare a snowman?

You get a hairdryer!

Why was the cow scared about going into the slaughter house?

His life was at stake. Badum psh.

Daylight Jokes More Daylight Jokes

How many vampires does it take to open the Curtain on Daylight?

Just one with depression.

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!