Why are there no asian knights?

Armor is pretty much useless once there's a chink in it.

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Why do Chinese knights have a low rate of survival?

They all have chinks in their armor.

Why are there no asian knights?

Armor is pretty much useless once there's a chink in it.

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What does an Asian with the biggest erection get when he walks into a wall?

A broken nose.

What do you call an Asian gangster wearing a blue bandana?

A rice crippy.

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What was wrong with Genghis Khan's new suit?

There was a chink in his armor.

Why does the North Korean military always lose their battles?

xpost /r/meanjokes Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor.