Why do Chinese knights have a low rate of survival?

They all have chinks in their armor.

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Why do Chinese warriors die so easily in battle?

No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor.

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

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What did the manager say to his new Chinese intern?

How, are you?

What do you call a robbery in China ?

A Chinese take away !

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Why do Chinese knights have a low rate of survival?

They all have chinks in their armor.

What's the difference between a mouse and a rat?

A: 1 has a less likely chance of survival in the dog pound

Chink Jokes More Chink Jokes

How did the knight know that his armor was made in China?

He found a chink in it.

Why does the North Korean military always lose their battles?

xpost /r/meanjokes Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor.