Why was the storm trooper such a good dad?

He could never hit his kids.

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What did the robot say to the gas pump?

Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!" I saw this in a Highlights magazine when I was a kid.

What's the best part of having a kid?

The chewy center.

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Why was the storm trooper such a good dad?

He could never hit his kids.

Why don't airplanes make good dads?

They are always taking off.

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What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with garbage bags?

A Pillow Fight

How do you make a moth bawl?

Hit him with a fly swatter.

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What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!

Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.