Why was the storm trooper such a good dad?

He could never hit his kids.

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Why don't people name their kids 'Napoleon'?

It's too complex

What was Santa's christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

new gloves for the cold days

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Why don't airplanes make good dads?

They are always taking off.

Why was the storm trooper such a good dad?

He could never hit his kids.

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Who's there ! Adolf ! Adolf who ?

Adolf ball hit me in the mouth !

What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

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How did the failing Heroes of the Storm player apologize to their teammate?

I'm gonna level with you.

Why are Americans so bad at MOBA games (League of Legends, Dota, Heroes of the storm, etc.)?

They can't defend towers.