Why are there no bears in Antarctica?

Bearren.

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What has 4 legs but cant move?

A child born in Chernobyl, duh.

Why the long pause?

asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"

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Why are there no bears in Antarctica?

Bearren.

Why do terrorists in Antarctica love being interrogated?

Snow boarding is fun as hell.