Why are there no bears in Antarctica?

Bearren.

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What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays."

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A child born in Chernobyl, duh.

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Who Self Harms In The Antarctica?

An eskemo.....

What do Whitney Houston and Antarctica have in common?

100% chance of snow