Why are there no bears in Antarctica?

Bearren.

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What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

How was the bear able to move in order to get honey?

It had muscles.

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What do you call an emotionally unstable animal who lives in alaska and vacations in antarctica?

A BIPOLAR BEAR

What pokemon would you catch in Antarctica?

Freezing.