What has 4 legs but cant move?

A child born in Chernobyl, duh.

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4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

Why doesnt Nickelback play football?

Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.

Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub?

Because he is 2 square.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What kind of wine do bears drink?

Maulbec

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do you call the child of two redheads?

Ginger bread

What do you call children born of ginger people?

Ginger-bred

Chernobyl Jokes More Chernobyl Jokes

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall off.

What Are you braging about?

I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!

4 Leg Jokes More 4 Leg Jokes

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this ! No Jimmy, it's your dog...