What do Whitney Houston and Antarctica have in common?

100% chance of snow

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit? Looks like we're snowed in.

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How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.

Why do women forget if you call them beautiful 100 times but remember if you call them ugly once?

Elephants have good memory

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What's black on the outside and white on the inside?

Whitney Houston's nose

What is the difference between my car and Whitney Houston?

My car can hit 50.

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What does a terrorist in Antarctica say?

Allahu Akburrrrrr

What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica?

Ice-is I'll show myself out.