What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays."

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a Bear who is just learning to use the force?

A PANDAwan learner.

What do you call a baby born feet first?

a c-section.

Holiday Jokes More Holiday Jokes

Where do ghosts go for their holidays?

The Dead Sea.

How fast can Klingon's run?

About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.

Christopher Columbus Jokes More Christopher Columbus Jokes

What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays."

What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

George Washington Jokes More George Washington Jokes

What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays."

Where did George Washington keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

Abraham Lincoln Jokes More Abraham Lincoln Jokes

Why can't Abraham Lincoln remember the Gettysburg Address?

Because he's dead.

What do Abraham Lincoln and an '80s sitcom have in common?

Both were shot before a live audience.