What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays."

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What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball ?

A bouncing baby boa !

Why are there no bears in Antarctica?

Bearren.

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Where do weeaboos holiday?

Kawaii

Where do idiots go on holiday?

Twitzerland.

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How did Christopher Columbus 'discover' America?

By occident

What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today?

Probably get suffocated in his collapsed coffin

What color was George Washington's white horse?

Haha morons

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln remember the Gettysburg Address?

Because he's dead.

What do Abraham Lincoln and Ryan Fitzpatrick have in common?

Neither of them can finish a play