What does a British midget get when he is told he is going to be crucified?

He gets a little cross.

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How can you tell if someone loves bacon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you that stupid vegan joke.

When I see a "How am I driving?

sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence

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Why are British anti-smoking PSA's often made by homophobes?

Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags

How do you greet a British programmer named Cathryn?

Allo-cate

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What happens to crude people?

Crucified.

How did Jesus feel when they crucified him?

He was cross.