What does a British midget get when he is told he is going to be crucified?

He gets a little cross.

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What does the Cincinnati gorilla story tell us?

It's the first time that black-on-black crime made national (even international) news.

What the hell is going on here?

Wife turns to the man and says "Told you he was stupid."

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What did the American accountant say to his British counterpart?

Mind the GAAP.

How British is Adele ?

She would call you at least 1000 times to tell how sorry she is .

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Why were all Roman buildings made of stone?

They crucified the carpenter.

What did they call Jesus Christ when he was crucified?

Holy