What wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

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How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

What should you do if you see your TV floating?

Turn on the lights and shoot the black guy.

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What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood! :)

What is your favorite type of wood?

Mine is morning.

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What wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore