Who is the king of stationary?

The ruler.

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Why didn't anyone react when the king farted?

Because it was a noble gas

What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.

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Why can't anarchists draw straight lines?

Because they don't have any rulers.

Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?

She wanted to see how long she slept.

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What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with?

A TACK

Who is the king of stationary?

The ruler.