Who is the king of stationary?

The ruler.

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Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.

Why can't you be the king I know?

The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.

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Why did the blond take a ruler to bed?

To see how long she slept.

Why do ruler manufacturers make a big thing about them being shatterproof?

Was there a ruler shattering epidemic that necessitated this

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What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with?

A TACK

Who is the king of stationary?

The ruler.