Why are there no white chinese people?

It's because two Wongs don't make a white.

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What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians

What did the Chinese guy say to his wife after her botched plastic surgery?

Honey, why the wrong face

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What did the asian parents call their retarded son?

Sum ting wong

Why do black people take such good care of a Chinese baby?

Because black people make "Wong" decisions!