Why are there so many body shops in heaven?

Abortion.

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What do you call a black woman who has had five abortions?

A crime fighter.

What's the best part about abortions?

They never get old

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Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

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Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!

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