Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because every time she reaches 69 she gets a frog in her throat.

What do you call a skank playing "H.O.R.S.E?

She missed two shots, so she's a ho. I'll leave now.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go play on our bikes.

What did Olivia Newton-John say to her doctor?

Lets get physical!

Photo Jokes More Photo Jokes

Why are photos in Latvia always such good quality?

There's no such thing as potato quality there.

Whats the difference between Jesus and his photo?

It takes only one nail to hang the photo

John Jokes More John Jokes

How bad is it?

John: "How bad is what "

Why did John keep on finding cracker crumbs in his bed?

His wife didn't know any decent crackers.

Funeral Jokes More Funeral Jokes

What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

How do the Irish cure a hangover?

With a funeral.

Dunno Jokes More Dunno Jokes

What's the difference between a tea bag and a used tampon?

What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!

What are you reading ?

Pupil : I dunno ! Teacher : But you're reading aloud ! Pupil : But I'm not listening !

Tone Jokes More Tone Jokes

Where my single ladies at?

drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men

Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said