Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!

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Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

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Why does everyone like the KKK?

Cause they're the best!

Why are there no headache pills in Troy?

Cause Paracetamol

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Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!

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Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!

Where are the humans?

We left them" AL: Why "They didn't look anything like their selfies in rl"