Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!

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What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that."

What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

A windshield viper.

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Why are bunnies so good at brewing?

Cause beer is made with hops.

Why can't Mexicans bow hunt?

Cause they don't Habanero!

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Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!

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Who's there ! Al ! Al who ?

Al lied !

Where are the humans?

We left them" AL: Why "They didn't look anything like their selfies in rl"