Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!

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Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

motorcycles don't have trunks

What part of a car is the laziest?

The wheels. They are always tired.

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Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

What causes a half-moon?

Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

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Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!

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Who's there ! Al ! Al who ?

Al lied !

Where are the humans?

We left them" AL: Why "They didn't look anything like their selfies in rl"