Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What happens if I throw up in the red shoe bin by the door?

Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.

How'd you get a black eye?

Walked into a door. Later, another shiner More doors *nods* One does not simply walk into more doors.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why do bears have fur coats ?

Because they'd look stupid in anoraks !

How many bear arms could Bear Grylls bear to bear if Bear Grylls could bear to bear bear arms?

bear

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why are churches never broke?

Because Jesus saves.

What did Jesus say when he made his return?

Hey guys! What's goin on Tweet my return! #JesusReturns"

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How many vampires does it take to open the Curtain on Daylight?

Just one with depression.

What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

What does Debbie Reynolds sing in heaven?

Good mourning, good mourning, good mourning!!!

Which fish go to heaven when they die ?

Angelfish !

Barn Jokes More Barn Jokes

What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

How do you get 1000 cows into a barn ?

hold a bingo !!