Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?

A: The knocking always speeds up.

Who's there ! Bettina ! Bettina who ?

Bettina minute you'll open this door !

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What has 3 thumbs and was born near a nuclear power plant?

This guy

What was the bear protesting?

his right to human arms

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What happened when Jesus 'screwed' around?

He got *nailed*.

How does Jesus make his coffee?

Hebrews it.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?

Because the top said "Twist to open."

What did the handless box get for hristmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

Why is heaven a paradise for the common man?

Because all the politicians are in hell.

Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

Barn Jokes More Barn Jokes

How do you get 1000 cows into a barn ?

hold a bingo !!

Why would a needle even be in a haystack?

Who sews in a barn