Why are Trees never invited to a formal dinner ?

They only wear Trunks.

What Super Models should you invite to your birthday party ? Cake Moss and Naomi Candles

How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

Why do trees have so many friends?

They branch out

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do older women wear?

Depends

What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes?

Herr Jordan

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

How do you shoot a blue elephant?

With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.

What do an elephant and a Porsche 911 have in common?

They both have their trunks in the front.