Why do Physics and Biology teachers never get along?

Because they have no chemistry

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How do women defy the laws of physics?

The heavier they are, the easier to pick up!

What do you call something that's impossible due to physics?

Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day.

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What do you do when a Chemistry teacher dies ?

Barium

Why was the physics teacher and the biology teacher always fighting?

They didn't have any chemistry.