What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes?

Herr Jordan

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How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

NINE!

How do Germans tie their shoelaces?

In little knotsies....

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Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper?

To hide his nuts!!

Why were the camels wearing sandals?

To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.

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What's the name of that German guy that keeps hiding my stuff around the house?

Alzheimer, Grandma.

What's the German guy say when you kick him in teh crotch?

Oof, weinerpain!

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What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

What do you call a German physician who specializes in the epidermis of the scalp?

Herr Doctor.

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What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes?

Herr Jordan

Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?

A. The area around the Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.