What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes?

Herr Jordan

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Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up?

They call their tailor Herr Dresser

How german are you on a scale on 1-10?

Do you even have a permit for this survey?!

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Why do deaf women wear tight jeans?

So you can read their lips.

Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask?

You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.

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What's the German guy say when you kick him in teh crotch?

Oof, weinerpain!

Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

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What do you call a German physician who specializes in the epidermis of the scalp?

Herr Doctor.

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

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Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?

A. The area around the Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.

Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!