Why do trees have so many friends?

They branch out

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What's the easiest way to end a friendship?

Just asking for a friend

What do you call a pregnant nun who cycles to church everyday?

No seriously, a friend asked me this and I didn't know.

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Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

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What branch of the military are horses in?

The NaaaaayyyVY

Why do trees have so many friends?

They branch out