Why are Wendy's burgers so good?

Because they don't cut corners.

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What did the knife say to the potato?

Now I've got to cut you.

How do you get a goth down from a tree?

Cut the rope

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Why is there no Walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there's a Target on every corner.

Why aren't there any Wal-Marts in the middle east?

Because there's a Target on every corner

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What's Peter Pan's favorite restaurant?

A: Wendy's!

Why is Wendy never pregnant?

Because Peter's sperm Neverlands.