Why are Wendy's burgers so good?

Because they don't cut corners.

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What's the cutest part of a house?

The awning. I know, I'm sorry.

What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

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What should you do when you are cold?

Stand in a corner, corners are 90 degrees

Why aren't there any Walmarts in the middle east?

Because there's Targets around every corner.

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What did Wendy do when she first saw Captain Hook?

She Peedherpants

Why is Wendy never pregnant?

Because Peter's sperm Neverlands.