What's the cutest part of a house?

The awning. I know, I'm sorry.

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How do we know that God isn't a woman?

Because we're not all sandwiches

How do you know when an introvert is interested in you?

They are looking at your shoes, rather than their own.

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Why is New Jersey called the Garden State?

Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.

Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

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Whats long and black and hard to cut into?

The line at KFC

Why is the oval office oval shaped?

Because the government cuts corners.