What did the upset horse use to row his boat?

A saddle.

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Row Jokes More Row Jokes

Why don't black pitchers throw three strikeout in a row?

Because they don't believe in the KKK

How many ducks would there be if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks two ducks between two ducks and two ducks behind two ducks?

Answer: 4 ducks-because they are in a row.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Who's there ! Cicero ! Cicero who ?

Cicero the boat ashore !

What do you call it when three french cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!

Saddle Jokes More Saddle Jokes

Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

A: Bach in the saddle again.