Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long "8" inches is.
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"
because they lay out in the sun so much lol :P
When a woman rejects feminism.
Because women can't drive
The spaghetto
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. Happy Holidays Fun!
Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.
Because it would look ridiculous with 8 inches.
Because for years men have telling them that ---------------- is 8 inches long.