Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long "8" inches is.
His lips are moving.
A lie
She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.
Nothing. She's already been told.
Willis.
An "A" frame...
Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.
Because it's on the house.
Because it would look ridiculous with 8 inches.
Because for years men have telling them that ---------------- is 8 inches long.
