Why are women bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long "8" inches is.

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They lie still.

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His lips are moving.

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Why are women so bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.

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What is the difference between medium and rare?

A: 6 inches is medium 8 inches is rare.

Why are women so bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.