Why are women so bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.

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Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

Why are YOU afraid?

Doc: I'm not Me: You said you were Doc: I lied. You got a month. HAPPY NOW

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What did the other traffic light say to the other traffic light?

Don't look! I'm changing!

What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

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How do you make a woman drive in a circle?

Take away her rights.

How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.

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Where does the zombie president live?

In the wight house.

What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids?

Jack The Kipper.

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Why did Nobelium's car got towed away?

He parked at a parking!

Why are women bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long "8" inches is.

8 Inch Jokes More 8 Inch Jokes

What is the difference between medium and rare?

A: 6 inches is medium 8 inches is rare.

Why are women so bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.