Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.
One good turn deserves another.
A dead centipede.
You don't want to look down.
Because they're always looking for drains.
Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove
A. A woman to show him how to work it.
A high rise
Because they live in misery
Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long "8" inches is.
Because it's on the house.
Because for years men have telling them that ---------------- is 8 inches long.
A: 6 inches is medium 8 inches is rare.
