Because for years men have telling them that ---------------- is 8 inches long.
He wanted to see time fly!
Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.
Tell him you belong to "the" 20%.
I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.
Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days
Christmas music will still be playing next year.
So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.
If they go to college, they'll probably get stoned.
Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.
Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long "8" inches is.
