Because it would look ridiculous with 8 inches.
Him: You always look beautiful. Me: Do I need to put makeup on Him: Maybe just a... *stare* Him: No.
The iPhone Ayyyye-t
Because the chicken was having a day off !
Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.
A STOOL Pigeon
Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.