Why doesn't Santa have to pay for parking?

Because it's on the house.

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What do Nicki Minaj and Santa have in common?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

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Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner?

Because he was Baroque.

How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

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How did the lesbian couple build their house?

Tongue and groove.

What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

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Why are women bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long "8" inches is.

Why did Nobelium's car got towed away?

He parked at a parking!