What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.

What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?

You can throw your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for two weeks afterward

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.

Why did the banker leave his job?

he lost interest

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why can't Daredevil drive a car?

Because he's from New York.

What brand of car would the Roadrunner be?

Jeep Jeep

Http Jokes More Http Jokes

What does a networking robot say when returning from the bathroom?

Sorry, I http"

What's the difference between a feminist and a battery?

Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth

Brake Jokes More Brake Jokes

What did the drifter say to the person he hit ?

RIP my E-brake

How do you make a car top?

You gotta 'tep on the brake 'tupid!

Source Jokes More Source Jokes

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

Rake Jokes More Rake Jokes

What's Sideshow Bobs least favorite creepypasta?

The Rake.

How did the Idiot break his arm while raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

Rush Jokes More Rush Jokes

What do you call an imp that is rushes to the hospital?

Impatient OC from r/dadjokes

Why are you always rushing out of here after work?

You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."