What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?

Nothing, he didn't make it that far.

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What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?

Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!

What did some kids call him?

A "Chigga" (i'm not a racist, but this made me laugh for long enough to post it here. Please don't get triggered)

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What did the guy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

Cancer.

How does NASA organize their Christmas party?

They planet