What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?

Nothing, he didn't make it that far.

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What is worse than three kids in trash can?

One kid in three trash cans

What's the best part of having kids?

Making them.

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What do ISIS want for Christmas?

Turkey, apparently.

What's the best thing about being a meth head?

1 sleep until Christmas.