What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?

Nothing, he didn't make it that far.

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Why did the kid steal the fan?

He wanted to be cool.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

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What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue