What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?

Nothing, he didn't make it that far.

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

What do you call the kids claiming "We don't need no education"?

Comfortably Dumb

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Why is Halloween a crackheads' favourite holiday?

Only two more sleeps til' Christmas!

What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas?

Sigh-lent night