Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?

Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!

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Why couldn't the choir director figure out whether Alison Brie was alto soprano?

Everytime he tried, he was told that she was young and that they tried not to sectionalise her.

Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique?

It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"

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Why was the Cyclops a terrible teacher?

He only had one pupil.

What's the definition of a Polygamist?

Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!

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How do you expect me to ignite the TNT below Kaiser's floating fortress?

Waterproof Match Man: Maybe I can help.

Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.