Why are you baking octopus?

So I can get octopi.

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What is an octopus?

An eight-sided cat.

What do you get when you mix an octopus with a black guy?

Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton

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What did the Catholic baker say after baking the Easter Eucharist?

He is risen.

What did you do on the weekend?

ME: I baked CW: Nice. What did you bake ME: Me