What were you doing?

flashback to me trying to find the actual Hogwarts* "Grad school."

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3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.

How are children like cellphones?

If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.

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What happened to the cow when she tried to jump over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction.

What do you do if you see a blue banana?

Try to cheer it up.

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What were you doing?

flashback to me trying to find the actual Hogwarts* "Grad school."

How was work?

flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good